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BREAKING NEWS: Bristol Palin is the real Governor of Alaska
We have just confirmed from many unnamed sources that Sarah Palin is NOT the Governor of Alaska. Sources have confirmed that her daughter, Bristol, is the true and rightful Governor of Alaska. Sarah was covering for her daughter so that she could still finish High School. This will surely be the scandal that once and for all will force John McCain to select a new Vice Presidential Running Mate. “I can’t believe someone could be so dishonest”, states one unnamed source. There are also numerous claims that Sarah Palin has been seen exited what looked like an alien space craft. If it can be proven that she is indeed a space alien, this would disqualify her from being Vice President. This is a developing story that we will continue to investigate.
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